Republican Jesus

Unlike the version of Jesus portrayed in the Bible, Republican Jesus favors Americans above all others on earth — except for

  • black people
  • Muslims
  • liberals
  • atheists
  • mainline Christians
  • supporters of beating swords into plowshares
  • supporters of economic and social justice
  • poor people
  • non-gun owners
  • supporters of science and public education
  • gays, lesbians, transgendered, and bisexual Americans
  • anyone who thinks it’s racist to pray for the first African-American POTUS to be killed

You can read more about Republican Jesus and how he differs from the biblical Jesus here.

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One response to “Republican Jesus

  1. Chief

    Tongue-in-cheek, satire, what ever. I don’t suppose the evangelicals even realize that they’re being made fun of.

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